Monday, 9 November 2009

Call me dirty minded, but...

Call me dirty minded, but......

I been meaning to blog about this for a while but never got around to it. A lot of my friends already know this and find it amusing to make fun of me because of it, so I thought I'd share it with you.

As many of you know, my mother is an avid collector of fairy ornaments. Not only does she love the models, but she has pictures, books, DVD's, all full of fairy stuff. So much so, that she actually named this house 'Faerie's End'. There's even a plaque up on the wall at the front of the house with the word 'Faerie's End'.

My friends already found it amusing that a gay guy would live at such an address, but then google earth fueled the fire when the true shape of our housing estate was revealed in all it's 'Morning Glory'!!

Check this!! My house is the little red letter 'A'.

Do you see what we see?

Now check my diagram......

Forgive my dirty mind, but that's right, I'm a gay guy, living at Faerie's End, on a giant PENIS!!! I'm right in the middle of the balls!! LOL!

I feel sorry for those who live on the tip.....:-/